Allan Sherman

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

What I find is most people have a civics book understanding for how Congress works and how a bill moves.

When I was a kid, which was just after Edison invented moving pictures, there were films that involved aliens coming to Earth for bad purposes.

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.