Top 17 Quotes by Allan Sherman

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will.

When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents.

Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol.

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.