Alexei Sayle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.

The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.

When I do my makeup, it kind of helps me get into the character that I'm trying to portray.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

It's very hard to play the straight lead girl and still make her sparkly and fun and real.