Al Roker

Always be yourself. At the end of the day, that's all you've really got; when you strip everything down, that's all you've got, so always be yourself.

In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.

My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So... you're black.'

Children don't need much advice but they really do need to be listened to and not just with half an ear.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.