Al Roker

Always be yourself. At the end of the day, that's all you've really got; when you strip everything down, that's all you've got, so always be yourself.

In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.

My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So... you're black.'

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

We played a gig and we had a song that was offensive to people of the Jewish persuasion, and we led off with it, and they were offended by it, and that was that.

Where was I going? I puzzled and wondered about it til I actually enjoyed the puzzlement and wondering.