Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Yakov Smirnoff distancelaughterpeople Change image and share on social
I came to America to make it my home, and I did. Yakov Smirnoff americahomemake Change image and share on social
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile. Yakov Smirnoff americangrimsmile Change image and share on social
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good. Yakov Smirnoff feelgoodhappen Change image and share on social
To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper. Yakov Smirnoff agentchernobylestate Change image and share on social
As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers. Yakov Smirnoff americandeterminationfeel share on social
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter. Yakov Smirnoff godhappilylanguage Change image and share on social
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. Yakov Smirnoff americandreamgirl Change image and share on social
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Yakov Smirnoff advertisebigmiss Change image and share on social
I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world. Yakov Smirnoff brezhnevcontrastfunny Change image and share on social
