Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Yakov Smirnoff distancelaughterpeople Change image and share on social
I came to America to make it my home, and I did. Yakov Smirnoff americahomemake Change image and share on social
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile. Yakov Smirnoff americangrimsmile Change image and share on social
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good. Yakov Smirnoff feelgoodhappen Change image and share on social
As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers. Yakov Smirnoff americandeterminationfeel share on social
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love. Yakov Smirnoff americafallfather Change image and share on social
To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper. Yakov Smirnoff agentchernobylestate Change image and share on social
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. Yakov Smirnoff americandreamgirl Change image and share on social
I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else. Yakov Smirnoff happymovienice share on social
Never having alone time is real tough on people. Yakov Smirnoff peoplerealtime Change image and share on social
