Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Yakov Smirnoff distancelaughterpeople Change image and share on social
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore. Yakov Smirnoff anymorecollapsefunny Change image and share on social
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Yakov Smirnoff advertisebigmiss Change image and share on social
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds. Yakov Smirnoff immigrantmanwoman Change image and share on social
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key. Yakov Smirnoff keylaughterlove Change image and share on social
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. Yakov Smirnoff americandreamgirl Change image and share on social
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. Yakov Smirnoff crimehomosexualitylist Change image and share on social
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter. Yakov Smirnoff laughtermeetperson Change image and share on social
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. Yakov Smirnoff connectionlanguagelaugh Change image and share on social
