All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes biro boyfriend colour
I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on. Victoria Wood brickcertificatedegree Change image and share on social
Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597. Victoria Wood a597champagnechipping Change image and share on social
Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on. Victoria Wood internetkillradio Change image and share on social
It has taken me a long time to work out the function of ex-boyfriends, at least for me: how they can help you work out what you want from life and from a partner by showing you what you don't. If a man is your ex, it's better all round if he was not Mr. Right. Nicola Monaghan boyfriendfunctionlife share on social
I'm one of those people who is colour blind to a certain degree. And that doesn't mean I'm not acutely aware of race in our country and abroad and in the world. I know what's going on, and I'm very aware of it. Mike Colter abroadacutelyaware share on social