Victoria Wood

Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.

In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.

I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.

I miss America because it's where I grew up. I miss the size of the roads, the size of cars, the malls, the choices of radio.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

I use computers and the Internet every day of my life, and yet I have absolutely no idea how they work. I'm like a labrador watching 'The Matrix.'