Uta Hagen

We must overcome the notion that we must be regular... it robs you of the chance to be extraordinary and leads you to the mediocre.

We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.

I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.

I feel so disassociated from my writing - whether it's in book form or magazine - that I sometimes have a hard time believing that it's mine.