When I want to work on my material, I go to Benihana or the barbershop. Tracy Morgan barbershopbenihanamaterial Change image and share on social
You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. Tracy Morgan dumbfellahighly Change image and share on social
I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night. Tracy Morgan apebigcommandment Change image and share on social
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved to tell my story. You know? People write books all the time. Tracy Morgan bookgonnamove Change image and share on social
Black people dance well because we start early - there's music being played everywhere. White people? They don't start dancing until they get to college, and by then, it's too late; the bottom don't move with the top no matter how hard they try. Tracy Morgan blackbottomcollege share on social
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. Tracy Morgan funnyoffend Change image and share on social
I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside. Tracy Morgan animalblackfriend share on social
I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too. Tracy Morgan faultfeelfeeling share on social
If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total abundance of information and material. Tracy Morgan abundanceinformationlife Change image and share on social
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. Tracy Morgan funnygayegift Change image and share on social