Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses. Tracy Morgan badgoodlight Change image and share on social
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker. Tracy Morgan archiebunkercomedian Change image and share on social
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying? Tracy Morgan contemporarydescribehumor Change image and share on social
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music. Tracy Morgan bandbusinesshard Change image and share on social
You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. Tracy Morgan beautifulcracksmile Change image and share on social
Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes. Tracy Morgan clubcomedygrind Change image and share on social
I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another. Tracy Morgan audiencedifferentiatediverse share on social
Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life. Tracy Morgan experiencefoundationlife Change image and share on social
So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. Tracy Morgan angelcleanupcomedian share on social
