My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. Tracy Morgan businessmanfatherfunny Change image and share on social
Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. Tracy Morgan abusivehomophobiasickness Change image and share on social
The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails! Tracy Morgan paintromanticthing Change image and share on social
I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets. Tracy Morgan birdcooldangerous Change image and share on social
I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no. Tracy Morgan peoplephoneprank Change image and share on social
Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. Tracy Morgan careerfoundationstand Change image and share on social
I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes. Tracy Morgan claimincomekid Change image and share on social
The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny! Tracy Morgan comedyfunnygood Change image and share on social
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses. Tracy Morgan badgoodlight Change image and share on social
