Tracy Morgan

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.

When actresses jump on the anti-Iraq bandwagon, they often combine down-home momism with an ignorance of Islamist intent which is truly awesome.