Tracy Morgan

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.

Whoever grows angry amid troubles applies a drug worse than the disease and is a physician unskilled about misfortunes.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.