Mae West

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

I never thought that I'd be considered to have a good body. I was bony up top and kind of dumpy on the bottom.

If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down. We either save this country or we do not.

I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading.