Tony Randall

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It's Brooke Shields.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

As a rule, there is no surer way to the dislike of men than to behave well where they have behaved badly.