My parents have been dead for many years, and when your folks are gone there is nobody standing between you and eternity. Tony Parsons deadeternityfolk Change image and share on social
I hate Nassau and the Bahamas. It's one of those places I'd always wanted to visit since reading Ian Fleming but it was full of casinos with Americans in shorts. Tony Parsons americanbahamascasino Change image and share on social
I do tend to look back to my parents generation and think wow! what a great way to be, to live with one person for a lifetime, to bring your kids up in these really solid families. Tony Parsons backbringfamily Change image and share on social
People are always surprised at what a nice guy I am. Tony Parsons guynicepeople Change image and share on social
I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin. Tony Parsons beckhamcoverdavid share on social
I think airports are places of huge human drama. The more I see of it, the more I am convinced that Heathrow is a secret city, with its own history, folklore and mythology. But what has surprised me is the love the people who work there feel for the place. Everyone seems to think they are plugged into something majestic. Tony Parsons airportcityconvince share on social
Tattoos are so widespread, so ugly and so very, very permanent. You can, in theory, have them removed - but a large chunk of your living flesh will go with it. Tony Parsons chunkfleshlarge Change image and share on social
I don't think much of anything I wrote before the age of 30. Tony Parsons agewrite Change image and share on social
When you are a journalist in the music business, as I was, you end up dying or going to the gym - I chose the gym. Tony Parsons businesschoosedie Change image and share on social
The thing I care about is my weight - I'm as fanatical about it as a member of Girls Aloud. I weigh myself every morning. I know exactly what I want to be - 82kg - and I try to stick to it. Tony Parsons 82kgaloudcare Change image and share on social