I am a sweet old softy, but it took toughness to get through what I went through. Tony Parsons softysweettoughness Change image and share on social
I have found having my dad as my North Star has worked well for me. Tony Parsons dadfindnorth Change image and share on social
A tattoo doesn't make you look like an individual. Tony Parsons individualmaketattoo Change image and share on social
My parents have been dead for many years, and when your folks are gone there is nobody standing between you and eternity. Tony Parsons deadeternityfolk Change image and share on social
I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin. Tony Parsons beckhamcoverdavid share on social
There are a handful of barbecue seafood shacks on the beach at Hat Nai Yang, which is a fabulous place to have dinner. It's very much run for locals and they serve the catch of the day, which might be lobster, white snapper or squid. It's ridiculously reasonable, too. Tony Parsons barbecuebeachcatch share on social
The tattooed nation will live to regret this voluntary disfigurement. Tony Parsons disfigurementlivenation Change image and share on social
My principal motivation is supporting my family, which is not a bad reason for getting up in the morning. That's always been my motivation - to take care of the people who rely on me. Tony Parsons badcarefamily Change image and share on social
The most convincing argument against early parenthood is that you are in a relationship that is likely to fall apart before that child grows up. Tony Parsons argumentchildconvince Change image and share on social
The thing I care about is my weight - I'm as fanatical about it as a member of Girls Aloud. I weigh myself every morning. I know exactly what I want to be - 82kg - and I try to stick to it. Tony Parsons 82kgaloudcare Change image and share on social