Tony Parsons

I hate Nassau and the Bahamas. It's one of those places I'd always wanted to visit since reading Ian Fleming but it was full of casinos with Americans in shorts.

Grammar schools are public schools without the sodomy.

You have to give kids from ordinary families a ladder. You have to show them there's a way out.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.

The argument about zoning and the presidency of Nigeria is like the philosophical argument of the egg or the hen. Who is older through the evolutionary process, who came first?

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.