I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' Tommy Cooper askcheesefrench Change image and share on social
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. Tommy Cooper dreameatmarshmallow Change image and share on social
