Top 56 Quotes by Tommy Chong

About Tommy Chong

These are some quotes by Canadian author Tommy Chong Actor, who was born on May 24, 1938.

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

Tommy Chong

We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.

We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.

Tommy Chong

When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.

When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.

Tommy Chong

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.

Tommy Chong

You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.

You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.

Tommy Chong

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.

Tommy Chong

I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world.

I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world.

Tommy Chong

Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations.

Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations.

Tommy Chong

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.

Tommy Chong

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.

Tommy Chong

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