Tommy Chong

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call.

The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chord changes, and then we can do different tunes.

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

When you're as plain as I am, you've gotta have a gimmick.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.