Top 56 Quotes by Tommy Chong

Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.

I'm as clean as a whistle.

I was more of a weightlifter.

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.

You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

A lot of prophets have gone to jail.

'That '70s Show' was one of the highlights of my life. I didn't expect to be on it as long as I was.

I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.