There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode. Tom Leykis anymorecarsoncomedian Change image and share on social
There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry. Tom Leykis bangdifferencekind Change image and share on social
When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you! Tom Leykis 500kfeelforeclose Change image and share on social
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home. Tom Leykis backcigarenjoy share on social
I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldn't have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency. Tom Leykis buyfrequencyinternet Change image and share on social
I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is! Tom Leykis moneymouthpreach Change image and share on social
There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.' Tom Leykis benefithappylife Change image and share on social
