Tom Leykis

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.'

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

After ten years of word processing, I can't even do hand writing anymore.

I would go bold: you don't have to be a member of Congress to be the speaker of the House. I would support someone like Dr. Carson or somebody like that; I think that would be good.