Tom DeLay

I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution.

The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills.

I don't believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be a government church.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.