Todd Barry

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself.

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.