I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. Todd Barry acceptablechickeneat Change image and share on social
Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself. Todd Barry impressionpeoplepick Change image and share on social
I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. Todd Barry havewriteyear Change image and share on social
The old dog, if not assaulted, does not bite. Edward Asiminei assaultbitedog Change image and share on social
Kill the one who rebukes you with the truth, and glorify the one who honors you with a lie! Edward Asiminei glorifyhonorkill Change image and share on social
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller beautifulfeltheart Change image and share on social
There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. Jim Rohn colordigitimportant Change image and share on social
