Timothy Simons

If you're going to go to an audition, you don't want to go in trying to force yourself into some archetype that has been thought up by a director and translated by a casting director.

I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality.

My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

We want to pigeonhole things and people, but it is absurd to regard me just as a furry wig-and-britches actor.