Timothy Simons

If you're going to go to an audition, you don't want to go in trying to force yourself into some archetype that has been thought up by a director and translated by a casting director.

I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality.

My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.

A 'live' show is either alive or not. Free speech is free or it is not. Viewers are free to use their remote or TiVo. Parents are responsible or they are not.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.