Timothy Simons

If you're going to go to an audition, you don't want to go in trying to force yourself into some archetype that has been thought up by a director and translated by a casting director.

I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality.

My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.

I believe in glamour. I am in favor of a little vanity. I don't rely on just my genes.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.