You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes fact fox hunt
With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke. Tim Vine condenseconfidencehear Change image and share on social
I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity of stand-up means that some people are getting to play rock star venues. Tim Vine kindmeanpeople Change image and share on social
As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing. Tim Vine accesschildlikecomic Change image and share on social
I know this world is ruled by infinite intelligence. Everything that surrounds us- everything that exists - proves that there are infinite laws behind it. There can be no denying this fact. It is mathematical in its precision. Thomas A. Edison denyexistfact share on social
Fox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen. Keith Olbermann badelitistfox Change image and share on social
Then, there was Greenpeace, I remember that when they first started out with the boats in the waters, and the guys in the boats between the whales and the boats that will hunting the whales with spear guns. Rick Danko boatgreenpeacegun share on social