T. J. Miller

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am.

I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is.

I just had an idea that went right over my head.

A kid is something precious, and you want to protect it and keep it fun. I'm not a dad, but I've seen people and how they behave with their kids.

I think a lot of songwriters would agree that it's often easier to find inspiration in misery.