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I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am. T. J. Miller possiblystandtime Change image and share on social
I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is. T. J. Miller carefollowerlaugh Change image and share on social
When I was a young comic just starting out, I was very cautious, as I didn't want to alienate people. George Carlin's bravery became a benchmark. I became perfectly fine with alienating some people in the audience. That just comes with the territory. Paul Provenza alienateaudiencebenchmark share on social
You can still wear trousers and show off your ankles - which are a nice body part on everyone. Natalie Massenet anklebodynice Change image and share on social
Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that's a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull. Natalie Dormer borecelebrationdull Change image and share on social
