I don't sit and write stand-up material; I come up with an idea onstage. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes idea material onstage
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am. T. J. Miller possiblystandtime Change image and share on social
I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is. T. J. Miller carefollowerlaugh Change image and share on social
We'll get material in there and all of a sudden I'll switch the material around or the order of the show. Davy Jones materialordershow Change image and share on social
I just had an idea that went right over my head. Lawrence Welk headidea Change image and share on social
I have friends of mine that are actors or singers, and they're the classic guys where, they're onstage, and they're like, 'Okay, the blonde in the third row, seat 24, bring her to my dressing room.' I've never, never taken advantage of that, I swear to God. Jaime Camil actoradvantageblonde share on social
