Steven Wright

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
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These are some quotes by American author Steven Wright Comedian, who was born on December 6, 1955.