The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
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Steven Wright
These are some quotes by American author Steven Wright Comedian, who was born on December 6, 1955.
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For a time, I believed not in God nor Santa Claus, but in mermaids. They seemed as logical and possible to me as the brittle twig of a seahorse in the zoo aquarium or the skates lugged up on the lines of cursing Sunday fishermen - skates the shape of old pillowslips with the full, coy lips of women.