The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes alaska bermuda claus
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Wright askboatbook Change image and share on social
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. Steven Wright addbuyinstant Change image and share on social
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright skydivesucceed Change image and share on social
For a time, I believed not in God nor Santa Claus, but in mermaids. They seemed as logical and possible to me as the brittle twig of a seahorse in the zoo aquarium or the skates lugged up on the lines of cursing Sunday fishermen - skates the shape of old pillowslips with the full, coy lips of women. Sylvia Plath aquariumbelievebrittle share on social
My mother is Bermudan, so I had a lot of memories when I was a kid, used to go down to Bermuda a lot. Michael Douglas bermudabermudankid Change image and share on social
We should start by allowing drilling in Alaska's National Wildlife Refuge. It can provide billions of barrels of recoverable oil and trillions of cubic feet of recoverable natural gas. Mac Thornberry alaskaallowbarrel Change image and share on social