Steven Wright

Quotes by Steven Wright

 

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

Steven Wright

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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Steven Wright

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