I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes car fast harmonica
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Wright askboatbook Change image and share on social
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. Steven Wright addbuyinstant Change image and share on social
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright skydivesucceed Change image and share on social
In the final analysis, it is your decision to make, but it doesn't move as fast as I'd like it to move. Alphonso Jackson analysisdecisionfast Change image and share on social
And my daddy could play a harmonica and also the guitar, so I guess I got a little bit from both of 'em, but I think mostly from my mother's side of the family. Mel Tillis bitedaddyfamily Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social