Steven Wright

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Some politicians that I've seen have been brilliant with the public. They almost speak with the skill of an actor.

I would go bold: you don't have to be a member of Congress to be the speaker of the House. I would support someone like Dr. Carson or somebody like that; I think that would be good.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!