I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it. Steve Martin creditfeelfine Change image and share on social
When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me. Steve Martin finallylistenretire Change image and share on social
I never thought about success. I always thought about doing the job at hand. My goal was getting through the show that night. Steve Martin goalhandjob Change image and share on social
When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy. Steve Martin actaudiencebanjo share on social
I don't think anyone is ever writing so that you can throw it away. You're always writing it to be something. Later, you decide whether it'll ever see the light of day. But at the moment of its writing, it's always meant to be something. So, to me, there's no practicing; there's only editing and publishing or not publishing. Steve Martin daydecideedit share on social
Throughout my whole life, as a performer, I've never played with a band. I've always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn. Steve Martin bandbasicexperience share on social
Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys. Steve Martin differencedressgrammy share on social
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. Steve Martin chimneyflueperfectly Change image and share on social
Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven. Steve Martin goodheavenreward Change image and share on social