I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it. Steve Martin creditfeelfine Change image and share on social
When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me. Steve Martin finallylistenretire Change image and share on social
Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it. Steve Martin anytimeartisticballet Change image and share on social
Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys. Steve Martin differencedressgrammy share on social
I don't think anyone is ever writing so that you can throw it away. You're always writing it to be something. Later, you decide whether it'll ever see the light of day. But at the moment of its writing, it's always meant to be something. So, to me, there's no practicing; there's only editing and publishing or not publishing. Steve Martin daydecideedit share on social
I first thought maybe I'd do a banjo presentation record, where I'd play a couple of songs and get a bunch of other players to do the rest. Then I realized I had enough of my own songs to do an album of them. Steve Martin albumbanjobunch share on social
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. Steve Martin chimneyflueperfectly Change image and share on social
I would get records by Earl Scruggs... I would tune my banjo down and I'd pick out the songs note by note. Learned how to play that way. I persevered. There was a book written by Pete Seeger, who showed you some basic strumming and some basic picking... And I kind of worked out my own style of playing. Steve Martin banjobasicbook share on social
I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children? Steve Martin acceptchilddefault Change image and share on social
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Steve Martin artcomedylaugh Change image and share on social