When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes finally listen retire
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Steve Martin kissleadman Change image and share on social
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter. Steve Martin audienceautomaticautomatically share on social
Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it. Steve Martin anytimeartisticballet Change image and share on social
And when I retired, trust me, not only did Nolan Ryan, but the entire Ryan family had withdrawals from baseball. And it was tough. Nolan Ryan baseballentirefamily Change image and share on social
I confess that I listen to my own music for my own pleasure. Herb Alpert confesslistenmusic Change image and share on social
We played in Texas about a year ago, at Emo's, the famous country and western club in Austin. And I figured, well, if I'm finally gonna die onstage, that's where it's going to be! Alan Vega agoaustinclub Change image and share on social
