Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes billy crystal host
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Steve Martin kissleadman Change image and share on social
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter. Steve Martin audienceautomaticautomatically share on social
Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it. Steve Martin anytimeartisticballet Change image and share on social
When I was really little, I listened to Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn, Barbara Mandrel, Crystal Gayle, Kenny Rogers, Willie Nelson, and Patsy Cline. Laura Bell Bundy barbaraclinecrystal Change image and share on social
A lot of the early adoption of WordPress was actually from thousands and millions of individually hosted instances, so a lot of the people who ran WordPress were on their own. Matt Mullenweg adoptionearlyhost Change image and share on social
I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear 'The Stranger.' 'You May Be Right' may be one of the greatest songs ever written. Adam Pally billycrygreat Change image and share on social