Steve Harvey

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.

I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.

The argument about zoning and the presidency of Nigeria is like the philosophical argument of the egg or the hen. Who is older through the evolutionary process, who came first?

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.