I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes butter funny gift
How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long. Steve Harvey knowledgelacklong Change image and share on social
You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody. Steve Harvey guylieminute Change image and share on social
The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high. Steve Harvey barhighproblem Change image and share on social
On my body, I use Kai body butter. It smells really nice and it's fresh and creamy. When it's really cold out, I go with some good ol' Nivea cream. Keshia Knight Pulliam bodybuttercold Change image and share on social
Jessica Jackley has a gift for making people want to fork over their cash. To total strangers. Far, far away. Rachel Sklar cashforkgift Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social