Steve Harvey

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man.

The most powerful force ever known on this planet is human cooperation - a force for construction and destruction.

I just had an idea that went right over my head.

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs.