Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. Steve Allen badhelphumor Change image and share on social
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Steve Allen balancebankbusinessman Change image and share on social
Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics. Steve Allen bigdarkenergy Change image and share on social
The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake. Steve Allen fakehairhead Change image and share on social
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. Steve Allen betgamblerheavy Change image and share on social
One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations. Steve Allen existgoodimagination Change image and share on social
In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders. Steve Allen actualcheerleaderinsist Change image and share on social
If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war. Steve Allen disgustgodholy Change image and share on social
Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized. Steve Allen institutionalizepatriotismtotalitarianism Change image and share on social
If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow. Steve Allen capitalguidehalf Change image and share on social
