Steve Allen

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

I just had an idea that went right over my head.

The thrill of acting is making a character real. Modeling is the opposite of real. It's being fake in front of the camera.