Stephen Leacock

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.

Marriage can be work, it can be difficult, it can be hard, but I think working through those times makes you stronger as a couple and as a unit.

I just had an idea that went right over my head.

Whenever something happens that makes me laugh or if I remember something in the middle of the night that I want to share, I jot the experience down.